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Dustin LindenSmith

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Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

Glibido (v): All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come very quickly.

Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
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gigglerompus, the condition of being reduced to tears laughing silently in public places

mimesis April 5th, 2005
omg. can i steal this list?

Re: gigglerompus, the condition of being reduced to tears laughing silently in public places

iamom April 5th, 2005
Of course, steal away!

starskin April 5th, 2005
Ah, the joy of the portmanteau.

iamom April 5th, 2005
Geez, I didn't know what portmanteau was until I googled it:

http://www.google.ca/search?q=define:portmanteau

Thanks for the new word!

starskin April 5th, 2005
My work here is done. ;)

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