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Italian joke from grammardog

I'm thinking of converting my LJ into an RSS feed of g'dawg's LJ, because she's so damn funny. This joke cracked me up:
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how ta spella 'Mississippi'".
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wickenden March 7th, 2006
that's great!

mimesis March 7th, 2006
ha!


:)

marcl March 7th, 2006
Awesome

grammardog March 7th, 2006
Feed me, Seymour!

P.S. It's entirely possibly that you told me that joke first.

lordsluk March 8th, 2006
italians is so a dumba

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