?

Log in

No account? Create an account
lookingup

Dustin LindenSmith

father | musician | writer


Previous Entry Share Next Entry
lookingup

court transcript

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

  • 1
aldoushuxley April 24th, 2002
I like that :)

  • 1