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Dustin LindenSmith

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toilet humour

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restrooms at a rest stop, but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassedly: "Doin' Just Fine!"

And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At this point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uh, I'm like you, just traveling east!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

"Can I come over to your place after while?"

Ok, this question is just wacky but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.

I tell him, "Well, I have company over so today is a bad day for me!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"

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ex_rejuvena656 February 22nd, 2003

Is that a joke or did it really happen to you? LOL


iamom February 24th, 2003
Oh dear -- joke, definitely a joke...

chaizzilla February 22nd, 2003
whenever i hear that one i have this flash image of "apparent cause of death from being forced to eat his own cel phone", or something like that.

i February 22nd, 2003

jjjiii February 22nd, 2003
Hahaha, that's great!

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