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Dustin LindenSmith

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when you're drunk...

Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

- Innovative
- Preliminary
- Proliferation
- Cinnamon

Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

- Specificity
- British Constitution
- Passive-aggressive disorder
- Transubstantiate

Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:

- Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you
- Nope, no more booze for me, thanks
- Sorry, but you're not really my type
- No pizza for me, thank you
- Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
- I'm not interested in fighting you.
- Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing
- No, I wont make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero co-ordination.
- Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to urinate over the nearest cash machine or shop front.