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Dustin LindenSmith

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not P.C.? dunno...

An elderly man walked into a confession booth. The following conversation ensued:

Man: "I am 82 years old, and have a wonderful wife of 60 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. For some reason, they thought I was kind of interesting. One thing led to another, and we ended up at a motel, where I had sex with each of them twice."

Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"

Man: "What sins?"

Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"

Man: "I'm Jewish."

Priest: "You're Jewish? Then why are you telling me all this?"

Man: "What do you mean? I'm telling everybody!"

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blue_by_you March 28th, 2004
RFLOL! I can't wait to tell Ken this one.

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